Dumb Ways to Die 歌词

英文歌词：

Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicines that’s out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho killer inside

Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet

Sell both your kidneys on the Internet

Eat a tube of superglue

“I wonder what’s this red button do?”

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die

中文歌词：

放火烧你的头发

拿根棍子捅灰熊呐

吃上一堆过期药

用私处去把食人鱼来钓

蠢蠢的死法

好多种蠢蠢的死法

蠢蠢的死法

好多种蠢蠢的死法

用根叉子去拿吐司

电工活儿你自己来

自学飞机肿么开

吃块两星期都没放冰箱的派

蠢蠢的死法 好多种蠢蠢的死法

蠢蠢的死法 好多种蠢蠢的死法

把杀人狂请进门

在毒贩的新车上划个痕

在外太空摘下你的头盔

悄悄地躲在干衣机里

蠢蠢的死法 好多种蠢蠢的死法

蠢蠢的死法 好多种蠢蠢的死法

养响尾蛇当宠物

把两个肾都在网上卖掉

吃上一管万能胶

（白）不知道这个红色按钮是什么用哦？

蠢蠢的死法 好多种蠢蠢的死法

蠢蠢的死法 好多种蠢蠢的死法

在狩猎季节扮成一头驼鹿

闲着没事把一窝马蜂惹怒

站在火车站的站台边缘

开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆

冲过火车站台之间的铁轨

它们虽然不押韵却很可能是……最蠢的死法

好多种蠢蠢的死法 最蠢的死法 好多种蠢蠢的 好多种蠢蠢的死法